I’m a seasoned professional in the art of napping, snack procurement, and morale boosting. With eight successful years in office management (that’s nearly 56 in human years), I bring a wealth of experience in supervising, snuggling, and strategic snoozing. My leadership style can best be described as calm yet drooly — I prefer to lead by example, reminding the team daily that breaks, belly rubs, and biscuits are essential to productivity.

I specialize in maintaining a “pawsitive” work environment, enforcing the strict no-sad-snacks policy, and alerting everyone when the mail carrier arrives — because vigilance is a virtue. Between client calls and creative brainstorms, you’ll usually find me stretched out in the middle of the floor, conducting thorough quality checks on carpet softness and sunbeam placement.

When I’m not managing the daily chaos, I serve as the official greeter, foot warmer, and emotional support specialist for the Two Impress team. My professional goals for this year include increasing belly rub ROI, maintaining zero missed treat KPIs, and continuing to ensure the office remains fur-nctional and full of joy.